( She will bring it up often. Every time they get drunk in fact. Or fight. )

Right? But I guess a place that lives off of being nice and making out doesn't really care about the laws of time. ( She laughs, and it's light and easy, like all the bad shit that has gone down recently hasn't touched her. She's just glad he's here. )

Well, I don't know. Maybe May likes giant green dongs. ( What a terrible human being she is. But, she'll give him an out. ) Name fooled you too, huh?