Congratulations, cuddlers! You've survived your first month here in Cadelle, and with only (cough) minimal catastrophe. The city administration is beyond grateful for all of your help in the rebuilding efforts, and cannot thank you enough for all your hard work.
Well, maybe that's not entirely fair. After bribing visitors to move out, meeting the seemingly endless caloric needs of hungry superheroes, and funding the reconstruction efforts, the city's coffers are starting to feel a little light... which leads us to today.
The festivities kick off with a time-honored Cadelle tradition: the skills fair! In keeping with local customs, Cadellians traditionally volunteer to host a booth and teach a skill of their choice for the day, a good deed that helps to refill the city's energy stores after the busy summer season. This year, the city has graciously agreed to let anyone interested sign up to host, and has set aside a small number of booths for the exclusive use of their newest visiting citizens... and while money isn't on the table (sorry, y'all, but they did say they were a little tight on the wallet), teaching out of the goodness of your heart still counts as a good deed done.
Whether you choose to host a booth and teach a skill of your own, or to wander the fair and learn something new, be sure to take time to appreciate the day's other offerings. Like any good late-summer fair, there's plenty of delicious food and drink from some of the city's best loved vendors to sample, upbeat music in the air to dance courtesy of the local top 40 radio station, and lots of opportunities to escape the heat thanks to special seminars hosted by the city's own university. Yes, seminars — there's one every hour, with topics ranging from underwater basket weaving to particle physics to the careful art of walking more than one dog on the same leash. Classes are free, seats are plentiful, and hey, what else do you really have to do? You don't have a job yet, do you?
Speaking of jobs... after the fun in the sun of the skills fair is over, it's time for the main event on day two: the job fair! Yes, that's right, a job fair, because it's time for all you freeloaders to start paying your own way.
That might be a little harsh.
In any case, Flora and Cornelius are glad to welcome to you to Cadelle's first annual Employment Extravaganza, complete with brightly colored booths, friendly vendor representatives, and plenty of applications to go around. Come say hi, shake some hands, and maybe even get hired on the spot!
In addition to the city's many and varied culinary venues, there are a wide variety of cultural institutions, learning centers, recreation spots, and shopping destinations to appease even the most restless of visitors. (Hint, hint: there's even a DIRECTORY.)
While the sky's the metaphorical limit, be sure to check out the sponsored booths currently hiring:
▸ Barred is currently hiring for dance instructors! From classic ballet to interpretative dance or hip-hop, any style is welcomed. Please note: all classes are fully-clothed. (If you prefer to dance in your birthday suit, we suggest a more personal arrangement.)
▸ Blue Springs Pool is looking for qualified lifeguards to supervise the annual 'Learn To Swim' and 'Mommy and Me' programs this fall. While being able to breathe underwater is preferred, it's not required.
▸ Chop Shop has an opening for an even-tempered (... or not) culinary instructor for their evening cooking classes. Exceptional candidates may even be considered for the chef's academy, where they will be tasked with training Cadelle's next great generation of professional chefs!
▸ Crunches is eagerly hoping to fill a variety of positions, from gym staff to personal trainers and fitness instructors. If you've got a passion for fitness and want to get paid to join a multi-level marketing company sweat, come on down!
In case meeting and greeting with desperate to hire vendors doesn't sound like a great time, or if you need a little practice with the concept of having conversations with real people, Flora and Cornelius have graciously agreed to host a speed networking event. Much like your beloved speed dating events, this special event is intended to help you quickly and easily meet a variety of hot singles in your area professional colleagues and friends, and to potentially find a new career if you're lucky! (Plus, it's air-conditioned. How can you go wrong?)
Be sure to visit the welcome table to sign in and pick up your name tag. You'll be pleased to note that the name tags have been prefilled for your convenience, so just find the one with your name on it and slap it on. Don't mind the descriptions underneath...
Or do. While the city administration had graciously agreed to loan an intern to Flora and Cornelius for this event, they didn't exactly send their best and brightest. Grumpy intern Monty Montague has decided to have a little fun with his boring assignment — instead of the requested polite descriptions, Monty's opted to fill in the blank with more... well, colorful phrases. Things like:
▸ Hello, my name is Inigo. I am a revenge-obsessed swordsman with daddy issues.
▸ Hello, my name is Marshall. I am what? who? chicka chicka Slim Shady.
▸ Hello, my name is Moana. I am MOAAANAAAAAAAA.
What will your name tag say? Do you agree to stay and wear it? While you may seek out blank nametags (or even just an extra marker to scribble out the offending message), you'll be sorely disappointed to find them all conveniently missing. Tearing it in two won't work, either — there's no penny-pinching on supplies here, and that thick plastic sticker won't rip for anything.
Oh, well. It could be worse, right? At least there's a snack bar, and everyone's suffering together... right?
Pull up a chair, find your next match, and try to avoid the enormous elephant in the room. Or don't. Whatever floats your boat, cuddlers!
In conjunction with this event, the mod team is glad to announce the launch of our official JOBS DIRECTORY! Should your character find honest employment at the jobs fair or even on their own, please be sure to let us know!
Helpful Hint: As a reminder, players are always welcome to suggest a location that may be missing from our directory, and characters are also welcome to open up their own venues with help from the city administration! For help with this, or to make a suggestion, please drop us a line at our GENERAL INBOX (or SCREENED INBOX, if you prefer).
As always, we're here for you, cuddlers, to make this game a success! We couldn't do it without you! |
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[mick thinks of when he'd been forced to interact with his younger self, scared and guilty feeling for having killed his whole family. he thinks of all the jobs he's pulled with len. he thinks of all the people he's killed with the legends.
mick might not be much of a criminal anymore, but the blood won't ever really be off his hands.]
I kind of want to stick around for awhile. Got some things to fix back home so... I own a bar here.
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[ Maybe not the best thing to be wandering around saying, but Vasquez is from a different time, he'll insist. After all, he's a man who managed to rack up a kill count of six in the space of an hour, which is still better than the rest, Faraday, so maybe arson and murder is not so bad.
At least, so long as it's the right people being murdered. Being burned.]
What kind of bar? Is it the kind that could need help?
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[while his statement might not be the most appropriate thing to go around advertising in a place like this that thrives on goodwill and whose representatives seem to embody that whole good-doer attitude to the point of being cavity-inducing, mick understands it just fine.
the hierarchy of criminal behavior's always been an interesting thing to him. criminals ought stick together, but only if they're on the same level. mick hopes they are or this is going to get very sticky very fast.]
The best kind. No frills. Bound to have at least one fight a night. Beer's cheap and the pool table's a great place to hustle an unsuspecting nice guy. [mick cracks a smile and offers a nod.]
And yeah. I could always use another pair of hands.
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[Maybe it's not very mature, but Vasquez always has liked to show off his skills when it comes to his talents with a gun, even if he has to go up against lying, cheating idiots half the time claiming to have more kills than him. Of course, it's also not like he's going around here doing it because of nothing, there's always a reason. He doesn't kill and shoot innocent people.
Just the ones who deserve bullets through their head, heart, or six other places he could name. ]
One fight a night? I don't play pool, but darts. Sometimes, darts, but lasso skills, that's where I can earn a lot of respect.
[Money too, sometimes, when he puts bets on it.]
What kind of help do you need?
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[it might not be the hallmark of responsible adulthood, but mick rather likes the idea of going toe to toe with another person who isn't all sunshine and happiness. if nothing else it'll keep things interesting.]
I said at least. Lasso skills huh? You know, I've been to the west but can't say I've seen a whole lot of it.
[the idea of having something entertaining certainly seems appealing but really, at this point, mick just needs a few good bartenders. perhaps vasquez can use his roping skills for better tips though.]
If you can pour a drink, I'm honestly desperate for a few good barkeeps.
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You may be the best person I've met here.
[Not true, not entirely, because others have given him alcohol and others are very beautiful women or something nice to look at. Then again, Mick suggesting they shoot things is definitely propelling him into the top ranks.]
If you really want a demonstration, you can show me something and I can show you my skills. Not many can do what I can.
[Pouring drinks sounds like he's not going to get to actually drink them himself, which is the sticking point.]
If I pour drinks for other people, do I get to have some kind of discount at the end of the work so I can enjoy the same thing they did?
[The part he really wouldn't mind is the human interaction now that it's safe. It's been too long since Vasquez has felt like an actual person in a community and it would be easy to learn more about people if he got to tend a bar. It would be good, but he also wants to make sure that he's keeping his vices around in case he needs them, since with shooting out of the question, drinking and smoking will have to do.]