( guess who decided to hit up the fancy ballroom hotel for an all-expenses-paid getaway for two weeks? sara lance. guess who decided to flirt like hell with the guy at the front desk until he starting so profusely he decided to just upgrade her to the hotel's presidential suite, despite that not being one of the allocated room types designated to displaced residents? also sara lance.

it takes up the entire top floor of the hotel, and it's incredible. what former lazarus pit beneficiary wouldn't love to light some candles and sink into the waters of a lavish hot tub all by her lonesome? what former shipwrecked castaway wouldn't love to sprawl amongst approximately twenty five pillows, plush and down blankets, sink into sleep atop the finest memory foam?

except for the fact that sara lance is easily bored and after four entire days of near-silence and no action, of scrolling aimlessly through the network and finding nothing of interest, she takes matters into her own hands:

( username: anonymous )

I'm honestly a little disappointed that nobody seems to be taking advantage of just what this city is offering us. I'm bored and know that you can do better, Cadelle! Luckily for all of you, I'm here to help.

Party. Tonight. The Ballroom Hotel, 25th floor, presidential suite. The door will remain unlocked, so come and go as you please. Hot tub. A balcony. Music. Bad pay-per-view porn and more room service than you could ever imagine. BYOB, or we'll make the city pick up the tab for that, too. Meet new friends, unwind, have a good time.

NOTE: A strict "no pants allowed" policy WILL be enforced. Attendees are expected to remove said pants and place them in the designated basket at the entryway of the suite to be retrieved when you leave. No exceptions — don't be That Guy who decides to rain on everyone else's parade.

No RSVP necessary. Comments on this post are disabled. xoxo

( so, yeah, that's a thing — sara lance's anonymous no-pants fancy shmancy hotel rager is serious business, even if she's kind of giving herself high schooler oliver queen war flashbacks.

as promised, the hot tub's bubbling, the double doors to the balcony are wide open, and sara has gone with having ten pizzas ordered and placed in the suite's kitchen, though its delicious smell seems to permeate even through closed doors — a note with the number for room service is taped to the hotel phone set up in every single room for those looking to sample a little more of the hotel's menu. partygoers can feel free to enjoy the full kitchen and dining room, the expansive living room with a plasma screen tv that's probably larger than sara lance herself and couches so comfy they could make a kitten cry, and — yes, there are three extravagant bedrooms, as the presidential suite is technically supposed to be accommodating families.

the host herself — though she'll only admit to it if specifically asked — can be found for most of the night in the master bedroom, decked out in an oversized white v-neck t-shirt that may offer a peek of skin and black lace beneath its hem. as promised, there is definitely terrible, cheesy pay-per-view porn on the tv, and she lounges in the california king sized bed with a bottle of whiskey and way too much space to spare. come, grab a pillow and join her as she laughs, utterly delighted by the terribly written dialogue and even worse "acting". what better way is there to cozy up with new friends? )

( feel free to catch sara wandering her party, or maybe even taking a dip in the hot tub. if your character's not the pantless party type, she's definitely making herself at home at the hotel for the full two weeks until they absolutely kick her out, and — gasp — maybe the elevator gets stuck on her way up! maybe you're her downstairs neighbor and are pissed about all the noise! i'd also be happy to write a customized starter — feel free to hit me up at frickin / canary#4628!

ALSO A NOTE! please, please, please feel free to include sara's party as a part of your own toplevel comment, as it's kind of an event within an event! MINGLE WITH ONE ANOTHER! CHECK OUT ALL THE CUTIES IN THEIR UNDIES!! i want it to be more than a sara-centric thing, so please roll with it if you're down! )