[who needs to be reasonable? there's no one who can hear them within any visible distance. and honestly if some overly nosey person were to show up and give them lip well, they can just go to hell. while they're at it. it's his bar. therefore his fridge.]

Again, why do you have dog beer for your dog? Dogs don't drink. Who the hell decided beer for dogs would be a good idea? And why did they bottle it in bottles that look like people beer?

[said vein is definitely pulsing with each word. way to ruin his relaxing day sunning, kara. he knew he should've just gone to the beach. cold weather be damned.]