[Not that she's saying they're bad words just give her a minute to go through them all. Especially considering she's drunk and they all start to swim after a while.
But eventually, once she manages to process all of that, she will come back with her response.]
Okay, first of all, we are friends and we can be just friends.
[That's how things usually go with girls to begin with.]
Second of all that guy sounds like he's got some hang ups you might be better off without if you're looking to get laid.
Third, yes, all of those are fine. We don't have to naked cuddle if you don't want to. I just thought it would be fun and would make it easier if I wanted to go for a run in the woods later.
[and then, because it dawns on her why some of this might not be making sense:]
Sometimes I turn into a coyote. And when I turn back, I'm usually naked, which is what I meant when I said I'm naked a lot.
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[Not that she's saying they're bad words just give her a minute to go through them all. Especially considering she's drunk and they all start to swim after a while.
But eventually, once she manages to process all of that, she will come back with her response.]
Okay, first of all, we are friends and we can be just friends.
[That's how things usually go with girls to begin with.]
Second of all that guy sounds like he's got some hang ups you might be better off without if you're looking to get laid.
Third, yes, all of those are fine. We don't have to naked cuddle if you don't want to. I just thought it would be fun and would make it easier if I wanted to go for a run in the woods later.
[and then, because it dawns on her why some of this might not be making sense:]
Sometimes I turn into a coyote. And when I turn back, I'm usually naked, which is what I meant when I said I'm naked a lot.
[There. That totally makes more sense.]