[One of the first real downsides she'd found about about being a werecoyote is that you can't get drunk. Their healing works too fast and before the alcohol can really hit your system, it's already gone and you're feeling just as you were before. So when Malia hears that there's a drink that may manage to get around all that, she wanders down to check it out.
And since Malia has zero shame or self control, after she's managed to get herself drunk enough to lower her inhibitions even further, here come the drunk texts. The problem is, Malia doesn't know that many people, but clearly this is how she makes some new friends.
You probably don't want to know who she is actually trying to text for some of these. Pick one and have fun with it!]
1. Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked 2. i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking. 3. Wanna go on a picnic? ... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me? 4. Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
ii. bronze star
[Since her drinking experiment went so well, and Malia has no fear - so she signs up for one of the optional trials. The bronze group is the one she gets shuffled into, and while she doesn't notice anything at first, she finds herself being super helpful on her way home. She's saving cats from trees, she's doing everything that's asked of her, and she's maybe being a bit to forthright with people.
While it's not the worst effect these things could have on her, it's just slightly out of character for Malia. But at least she's getting her good deeds for the day done.]
malia tate | ota
[One of the first real downsides she'd found about about being a werecoyote is that you can't get drunk. Their healing works too fast and before the alcohol can really hit your system, it's already gone and you're feeling just as you were before. So when Malia hears that there's a drink that may manage to get around all that, she wanders down to check it out.
And since Malia has zero shame or self control, after she's managed to get herself drunk enough to lower her inhibitions even further, here come the drunk texts. The problem is, Malia doesn't know that many people, but clearly this is how she makes some new friends.
You probably don't want to know who she is actually trying to text for some of these. Pick one and have fun with it!]
[Since her drinking experiment went so well, and Malia has no fear - so she signs up for one of the optional trials. The bronze group is the one she gets shuffled into, and while she doesn't notice anything at first, she finds herself being super helpful on her way home. She's saving cats from trees, she's doing everything that's asked of her, and she's maybe being a bit to forthright with people.
While it's not the worst effect these things could have on her, it's just slightly out of character for Malia. But at least she's getting her good deeds for the day done.]