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ℳagnus ℬane ([personal profile] coyandcryptic) wrote in [community profile] cuddlecity 2018-04-02 11:46 pm (UTC)

"Your kids used to love pesto frozen yogurt?" Well, kids are strange, often. Magnus tries his best not to look horrified that Frank is actually going to eat that...stuff. "Well, I admit to being morbidly curious, just not quite enough to try it myself," he says with a little shudder. "But let me know if you find some combination that actually works and maybe I'll try it."

He glares at the back of the sign. Normally he would have tried to be artistic with it, but the stark block letters are a much better fit for his mood. "It's censorship and purity day, apparently. Everyone is pixelated from the neck down, even during a shower, alone, it's absolute forking donkey shirts what happens when you try to swear, and I can't seem to do a thing about it. I'm considering a revolution."

It's a joke, but it's also not at all a joke. If this keeps going, Magnus is absolutely going to do his best to overthrow whomever in power has decided this is a good course of action. He hasn't lived for 400+ years to start saying go fork yourself.

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