[He frowns when she says that he's never told her his first name, because that seems beyond crazy. 'Vasquez' is for strangers and people who've just met him, why wouldn't he tell Claire his name? Lifting her hand to his lips for a kiss, he releases it so he can gesture to the seat beside him.]

That can't be true. But, it's Alejandro. Of course I'm not contagious, I'm not sick, carina, I promise.

[He settles in and orders himself a burger and fries, an omelette for her, leaning over to glance at the picture.]

I don't know what kind of funny joke that is, but that's not me. Or, it is, and you had someone photoshop this in. [Squinting at the picture, he makes a face.] Why would I ever wear something like that outside Halloween?