( oh, there's no discomfort. she might not notice the smirk right away, but she doesn't shy away from it either. she's all too happy to put on a show, and to tease right back. it's practically her calling card. )

I'm flattered, cowboy, but I wouldn't want you to get your ass kicked. ( maybe in another world, one in which her well-meaning but hot-headed boyfriend wasn't the proverbial elephant in the room. ) If you get too lonely, there's a pilates class down the hall — might be worth watching, if you know what I mean.

( wink wonk. )